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wingy midget

a exceptional small being who like the occasional winge and foot stomping.
person one: i don't want to go to sizzler!
person two: stop being a wingy midget!!
by yourmother826t874 October 27, 2008
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Windy Poopdeck

To expell wind directly from one's anus into the anus of a third party, for means of sexual gratification
Last night was amazing, she totally gave me a windy poopdeck
by Egosgame January 21, 2009
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Windy Interview

A sex act where someone requests that another person fart in their face while rimming and asking questions ("You like this? This feel good? You full of hot air?").
Tobias requested that Erich give him a windy interview.
by jjfree January 4, 2010
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Wannything

The most common of these kids comes onto kong and tells everyone that they've got it going for all of them, including GF/BFs.

They will always claim to be some sort of weed addict to make themselves look more rebellious and troubled than they actually are.

Will never EVER put pictures of themselves up on the internet. This can be particularly awkward when a person who befriended said loner asks the person for more photos without showing their own. This is either because they have low self esteem, or they are slightly camera shy.

When asked for a picture of themselves, they will go all shy, and make a lame excuse as to why they don't have a camera or want to put photos of them on the web.

Failing appearing as someone they're not, makes another elaborate story with people newly aquainted with said subject.

Lectures everyone and everyone who tries to chat with another person, and uses philosophical quotes they do not understand. Usually, attempts to correct grammatical mistakes at all costs.

Finally, in terms of when it is the girl who is desperate and lonely, she seems to make friends with a male who is generally nice, and somewhat well known in chat, and clings to them. What starts out as something cute and refreshing turns out to be a pathetic lie, as the girl tries to ply attention out of him with even more elaborate stories about her life and how shit it is.

Said girl will also use some random scene girl's pic and pass it off as their own.
Wannything.

Loner: Hi. That's my GF over there. Aren't we really cute?
Regular: Oh hi. Hi to GF too. Can I take your msn?

2 months later:

Regular: Hey. How come there's no pictures of you and your GF?
Loner: Uhm...*blocks regular*

(On Kongregate)

Regular: Hey he went offline when I asked for pics
Regular 2: Must be some fat ugly loner...
Loner: *goes to a different room*

~or~

Troll: *spams up chat*
Loner: Stop spamming, fail troll.
Regular: I want some more regulars to come on, with only the two of us, it is a bit boring
Loner: Yeah..
Regular 2: Agreed...its also going to get hella boring with that loner over there muscling in on everything anyone says like its his business. He thinks he's a regular too. Look...
Regular: Lets tinychat
Regular 2: Cool.
Loner: *turns up uninvited to tinychat*
by midnightpanda June 16, 2010
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winnerful

someone who is feeling the sense of winning.
Logan is feeling winnerful after owning some noobs in Call of Duty
by cheeseshark August 25, 2010
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winnerston

a person who deserves respect a weapon and other terms but most importantly nice and also a very good weapon he is awesome fun friendly and fantastic
IM ROBBING THIS BANK I HAVE A WINNERSTON AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT Cop: NO YOU ARENT USING A WINNERSTON IS DANGEROUS BUT YOU DO HAVE A COBALTGEO?
by cobaltgeo August 30, 2013
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wingy wanga

Another way to call your willy, your peter, your willy wonka
Awww mate my wingy wanga is just itching from the inside out
by special day September 13, 2016
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