Egosgame's definitions

Happy Parrot

A variation on the Angry Pirate, where instead of a shin kicking ending, the lady simply ducks to the side at a timely moment to enable her "parrot" - or shoulder - to take the brunt of the exchange, at which point she must squawk "pieces of eight" and smile as you would if you had a beak

I was totally going to give her an Angry Pirate but the bitch ducked, so I gave her a Happy Parrot instead.

by Egosgame January 21, 2009

Chocolate Covered Brazil

To insert a single testicle into another persons anus

Would you like a chocolate covered brazil?

by Egosgame January 21, 2009

Windy Poopdeck

To expell wind directly from one's anus into the anus of a third party, for means of sexual gratification

Last night was amazing, she totally gave me a windy poopdeck

by Egosgame January 21, 2009