gone with the wind

The status of your sensitive-nosed companions after you fart.

If you love stewed cabbage and baked beans, using an activated-charcoal seat-cushion can better your chances that your visiting buddies will not "be gone with the wind" partway through your meal.

by QuacksO September 14, 2020

Paint with all the colors of the wind

To make a wet fart, leaving a visible poop stain on one's clothes

I can paint with all the colors of the wind if I've eaten enough Taco Bell.

by Bahmo May 26, 2019

not worth a good fart in a high wind

Not worth a good fart in a high wind: Worthless; no good; pitiful.

That last football play was not worth a good fart in a high wind!

by dmillswvu82 September 5, 2021

Windies

Another name for the West Indian cricket team.

Hey man theres Brians Lara from the Windies... I want to fuck his hot wife!!

by Master November 17, 2005

Gone With the Wind

The act of farting in public and walking away from it.

Tom: *farts*
Jane: Tom, that is so gross! Where are you going?
Tom: I'm Gone with the Wind. *leaves*

by D-Sane May 21, 2008

winding

the ability to wind. the action of wind. the presence of wind coming towards or away from you. the annoyance of wind, be it cold or warm, but preferably cold. i made it when i was fucking cold at a fuck soccer game. Ok??!!

please stop fucking winding!!!

by kingoffuckers March 28, 2005

Passed Wind

To fart

Kid-Eww margaret farted
Parent-Hey you mean she passed wind.
Kid-Yeah well she passed wind and she passed a fart too!

by troubledemon March 28, 2010