leakest wink

What a "chain of command" is only as strong as. In other words, if a bunch of insincere people are "shedding crocodile tears" --- i.e., if they are pretending to be all weepy-eyed but are actually "winking behind their watering" because they're merely trying to manipulate those in authority --- the resolve of said commanding personnel is only as strong as whoever is shedding the most tears of the "leaky-waterworks" group, and thus is presenting the most-convincingly unhappy status that would also have the most persuasive effect on whoever is in charge of the situation.

A jury would do well to only listen to and consider what is actually being said by those giving testimony, not the eye-streamingly distressed manner in which said testimony is presented --- remember, the resolve of humanity is only as strong as its leakest wink!

by QuacksO February 18, 2023

salami wink

When deep throating so far it makes your eyes close “wink”

Kelsey went down on me so hard she got the salami winks.

by Bubbles258 May 8, 2023

Chocolate Winker

Basically a butthole

He was having Buttsex with that chocolate winker

by Akonamaws August 25, 2023

P Winkle

A name given to a man who likes to rape people.

This guy is a known P Winkle around the town.

by Dee Snutts July 28, 2024

Peri winkle

A name to give bitches when they get mouthy

"Stfu your names literally peri winkle you meatball"

by anonymous September 28, 2023

Stinky Winkey

Another name for pink eye or someone who smells bad. Usually used in a derogatory context.

Bro someone farted on my pillow last night, I woke up with Stinky Winkey.

by Somoki October 18, 2023

Tiddily wink

“Tiddily wink” (pronounced tid duh le wink) is used to discribe a stupid move in a video game or sports. Ex: someone hits a shot they should not have hit it is called a “Tiddily wink”

He just hit me with a Tiddily wink!

by CO0p3r November 3, 2023