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Indigo Willie

An American philanthropist 1863-1945
Before 1932, Indigo Willie was a widely unknown personality. However, his speech outlining the effects of bestiality on Military personnel in said year launched him to stardom.
From there, his Jazz career took off and he became the kazoo player for Duke Ellington's Orchestra during the band's stay at the Cotton Club.
Billy Joel wrote a song about him called "Why are you against the animals?" The song has since outraged Indigo's family and it is said that they have hired several contract killers to go after Joel.

In his later years, Indigo Willie became addicted to masturbation and died by choking on his own seminal fluid in his humble West Chester, PA, mansion.
1: How do you feel about bestiality?
2: Well I'm no Indigo Willie, but it kind of disgusts me
1: Yeah, I feel the same way.
by Andrew Valentine December 23, 2010
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Willie Jumper

When you find someone extremely sexy, your penis jumps for joy.
Oh mate, check her out, she’s a Willie Jumper for sure.”
“She made my Willie Jump last night.”
“He’s a Willie Jumper, I have no doubt in my mind.”
by Claydolfin June 15, 2021
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raw willy

when somebody gives you a wet willy but without using their finger, only tongue
"Did you give her a wet willy?"

"No, I just gave her a raw willy"
by syd_j0 June 4, 2022
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Willy Dykes

Those willy dykes have huge cocks.
by Dustin Childress April 24, 2022
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paperbag willy

drinking any type of alcoholic drink concealed inside a paperbag, beer, booze etc..
Due, did you have to paperbag willy that ice house? We are 2 minutes from the house..
by C.J. Thomas February 22, 2009
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side willy

Similar to cameltoe and mooseknuckle but instead of the bulge being in the front of the pelvis, the Willy is stuck to the thigh which gives off the impression of an enormous willy.
Marc: Yo how'd your date go last night bro!
Seb: It was ight she totally saw my side Willy when I stood up from the table
Marc: Yasssss dude I love when I see other people's side Willy's
Seb: what!!?!?!
by Side Willy June 9, 2017
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yeehaw willy

The act of cutting someone's penis off, (usually a longer penis) and swinging it around obove your head and screaming yeehaw
Girl 1: hey.. I wanted to to try something new...
Guy 1: what did you wanna try?
Girl1: a yeehaw willy!
Guy1: but I like my penis!
by Brookcat April 15, 2022
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