Weasel

When a guy asks his girlfriend, "What animal do I remind you of" and she says something ugly, then she feels bad, and fucks him.

Katie told Randy that he looked like a douche and then gave him a weasel.

by Scuttle King April 17, 2011

Weasel

A fucking asshole who gets out of everything and will get everyone in trouble.

Wesley is a fucking weasel!

by WePull February 10, 2023

Weasel

Sex Haver

Fred is a weasel.

by unstabletable_ April 17, 2024

weasel

a person who is just really weird and odd

Bro you are such a weasel

by jerktwister November 03, 2020

weasel

just an odd person

Justin you’re such a weasel

by jerktwister December 03, 2020

Weasel

A device in which canabis is consumed also known as a ' bucket '. cut off a 1/4 of a 2 litre bottle from the top and cut off 1/8th of a 1 litre bottle from the bottom, fill the 2 litre bottle up with water and drop the 1 litre bottle in.

Person 1 : " Alright son? Fancy a weasel? "
Person 2 : " Whey aye! "

by ridlarh December 17, 2007

Weasel

To weasel your way into someone’s life.

Ester is weaseling her way into Webbs foreskin.

by Dolomyte January 16, 2023