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Water Polo

Super intense sport played by the toughest, and most mentally unstable athletes ever, who have no conscience in the pool and who believe that breathing is not required for life functions. Field players are fast and vicious. Goalies are often nicknamed "beasts". Suits are worn 4 sizes too small, so that they don't get pulled off during the game. It requires endurance, speed(ability to sprint when you are drowning), and excellent ball handling while being attacked. Must also have an extremely quick mind, to be able to visualize every possible play in under 2 seconds, and to make split second descisions when outnumbered 3 to 1.

Water polo players are identifiable by their chlorine hair, strong legs, and often their bigger-than-the-other shoulder.
1) Person: wow, how do you breathe in those tight suits? while being chased? and drowned?

Water polo player: what? oh, you get used to it :)

2) Person 1: Damn, is it just me, or are those girls' shoulders lopsided?
Person 2: oh, they must be water polo players
by SeerSparks June 26, 2012
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swamp water

a mixture of all the fruit juices found behind a bar of a drinking establishment. may be mixed with any type of alcohol.
bartender: what'll you have?

customer: I'll have a swampwater. I'm the designated driver!
by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006
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designer water

A commercial brand of mineral water, often served or sold under pretentious circumstances or marketing and/or at exorbitant cost.
I went to the cocktail bar with the guys, but as I was drivin' I had to sip designer water all evening.
by Lior Bar-On January 9, 2006
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Devil Water

An alcoholic beverage made from any clear liquor, including but not limited to, vodka, silver rum, tequila and gin.

The typical 'Devil Water' is 1 part liquor, in most cases rum or vodka, 1 part plain old water and a splash of pineapple juice.

The drink was created in 2008 in Lake Worth, Florida United States by a 25 year old man trying to watch his caloric intake.

The drink is rather dangerous in that it's flavor is very minimal and can be deceptively strong causing more drunkenness than anticipated. The one glaring upside is that while you are dehydrating your body with alcohol, the water helps ease the potential next day 'hangover'.
I got so crunk last night off that damn Devil Water!
by DeJayStarr March 3, 2010
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Out of the water

A phrase said by someone who doesn't understand the common saying "out of the woods."
(In a sticky situation) "We're not out of the water yet!"
by FrongyWrongy May 6, 2015
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Water Rainbow

Metaphorically meaning "Natural Happiness". Since water is a pure and natural substance and a Rainbow symbolizes happiness than combining the words is just a metaphor for Natural Happiness. So being on a Water Rainbow basically means that you are just Naturally Happy.
David: "Yo, how you always in such a good mood?"
Mark: " Man i just always stay positive by being on the water rainbow"

Henry: "Yo are you high or something, what are you on dude?"
Jordan:" Naw man I stay drug free, im just on that water rainbow
by Brandan Anthony May 10, 2018
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Water Cat

A seal that apparently looks like a cat in water... nice work
Oh shit, look, there's a Water Cat!
OMG I'M SO SCARED
by WhitePeople6969 June 18, 2011
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