Blue Waffle It

Putting up a picture of the infamous "Blue Waffle" on a public computer (school, library etc.) and leaving it up for all to see.

Bro 1: Hey bro, are you thinking what im thinking about that computer?
Bro 2: Aw yeah man, we should totally blue waffle it!

Elderly Woman: Oooh look at those heavenly periwinkles - OH SWEET JESUS WHAT THE F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MolestedPiñata January 21, 2011

wafc

short for "what a fucking cunt"
used usually at the end of a sentence or as an agreement

1.
Doofey: jeez, that rewozz, wafc
Lancelot: wafc :/

by Nightchill February 6, 2006

home skilly waffle dog

a word used in replacment for friend

yo my home skilly waffle dog!

by geoffwk November 24, 2006

waffle titties

Square flat boobs that have small hexagonal indents in them.

Pat: "Yo Dirty D, did you see dat bitch down da hall?"
Derek: You mean da one wit da waffle titties?"
Pat: "Ya, that one."

by PBZ November 18, 2007

Slut Waffle

contrary to popular belief, a slut waffle is not a promiscuous breakfast dish, but rather a random insult like ho bag
basically a ho.

"hey bitch"
"hey slut waffle"

by sheeyikes January 20, 2009

waffleocity

The method used to measure the wafflieness of your waffles. If you go to IHOP and the waffles aren't wafflie enough, you must inform them of the lack of waffleocity in the waffles that you have been served.

"Excuse me, waitress?"
"Yes?"
"These waffles aren't quite adequate in waffleocity."
"I beg your pardon?"

by cowsgomoo212 April 12, 2010

having a wafty crank

a term used to refer male masterbation

see also wanking, pulling your pudding, bashing the bishop.

by Anonymous March 4, 2003