Vag Grip (v.g.)

When a vagina grips down onto the shaft of a penis, or other phalic object with kegal muscles.
I drove Ben wild with my vag grip (v.g.) while riding his shaft last night
by Merochsa December 19, 2016
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vag sundae

Depending on diet a vag sundae is a product of a fat girl front wiper. Chocolate or carmel.
Sara has a carmel vag sundae. Because she is to fat to wipe her ass normal.
by libertyprime1 November 06, 2021
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Vaseline Vag

a bag of microwaved Vaseline shoved up your fanny to use as a cum blocker
by Hshshdhdhhdhd June 08, 2017
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Vag confident

Loosely connected to evolutionary theory - i.e, a women's lips are attractive to the opposite sex due their similarity to a Female's sexual organs (labia lips). Using social media, women adopt an exentuated pout (in 'selfies') to elicit heightened sexual attraction; unconsciously communicating 'i am ready for sexual activity and super fertile'.

Women who do not adopt thIs approach in 'selfies' exude a confidence and low need for attention from others - hence they are 'vag confident'.
1) She's look amazing on her face book site , she is so vag confident
2) I'd really like to get to know her; seems so cool and natural. Amazing vag confidence
by Simon McG September 09, 2017
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smug vag

If you say that some woman is smug, you are criticizing the fact they seem very pleased with how good, clever, or lucky they are.
She is such a smug vag for solving the wordle in a few seconds while it took me an hour.
by spsid13 February 01, 2022
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vag-split ween

Coworker: Knock, knock. Who's there?

Coworker 2: In between

Coworker: In between who?

Coworker 2: Eddy Murphy's in between a vag-split ween!
by Slavid November 05, 2021
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Bone fo' vag!

A really bad pronouncation of the French word bon voyage.
-Bone fo' vag!
-Grassy Ass!
by Sean E Sean July 21, 2011
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