Capital University 

A small university in Bexley, Ohio. A fuzzy man resides in the center of campus to be climbed every year on reading night. Campus security is top notch and will help you get out of any Red Rover altercations with the Bexley police.

I would like to attend Capital University. I hear it is a fine educational institution.

Capital University by capalum February 24, 2009

Wing man university 

A situation or place where you can educate your friend on being a good wing man.

Friend: "So who is rolling with us to the city?" Yourself "Just Maurice, its wing man university tonight!" We are teaching young Maurice here the intricacies of being a good wing man. Remember being a good wing man is a necessary skill, and much appreciated by your friends!

Wing man university by Jteezysanramon February 17, 2009

university 

The place where all asian parents want their children to study one day just to save face, and think that it's best for them.
It might look better on your resume.

Parent: Take advanced functions and calculus and vectors next year to prepare yourself for university.
Teen: WTF?

university by Stealth! February 25, 2008

Ohio State University

Incorrect way of pronouncing THE Ohio State University.

Guy 1: So I was visiting Ohio State Unive--
Guy 2: Whoa whoa whoa whoa now. You mean you were visiting THE Ohio State University
Guy 1: Whatever. And they had this pool
Guy 2: No, repeat the sentence correctly.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Do it.
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Motherfucker, you wanna get laid out?
Guy 1: I was visiting THE Ohio State University.

Ohio State University by Beanstalker March 27, 2011

University of North Texas 

A large (~35,000 students) public university in Denton, Texas. Known for its art, music, philosophy, education and psychology programs. Home to the 4 time grammy nominated One'O Clock Lab Band, the school's jazz program has been ranked #1 in the nation every year since 1994, when News and World Report started ranking jazz programs.

Science and engineering at the school has traditionally taken a back seat to the arts and soft sciences, however recently the school has created a large research compound north of campus and greatly expanded its scientific research budget.

It also has a notoriously bad football team, a vibrant local music scene and an overpopulation of hippies/hipsters.

Yea dude, this weekend i hung with my bro up at University of North Texas and after we went to the arts and jazz festival we smoked some shrooms and rolled around on the courthouse lawn.

University of North Texas by darkwhiteguy August 20, 2009

Leeds University

THE University in the North of England. The only option for fun, frollicks and a f*cking good time.

Don't even look anywhere else, apply to Leeds University and get your drinking hat on.

Leeds University by Paul Strachan May 16, 2006

University of British Columbia 

1. University of British Columbia a.k.a University of Billion Chinese a.k.a University of Beautiful Chicks a.k.a University of Booze and Cannabis.

2. The Berkley of Canada, and one of the top 40 universities in the world. A fact which no one outside of academia is really aware of. Usually perceived by Canadians as being among the top three universities in the country. (U of Toronto, Mcgill are the other two).

3. The university with the most beautiful campus in Canada.

" I attend University of British Columbia" - Canadian

" Is that a good school?"- American

University of British Columbia by America.who.lives.in.Canada December 30, 2010