Skip to main content

ultimate promise

The ultimate promise is that of a "pinky promise" the pinky promise is the most sacred of bonds which may only be undertaken in extreme circumstances. The pinky promise but be taken as an oath that one may not go back on. The oath begins with both parties interlocking their right pinkies with one another. Both parties will than state "I pinky promise..." followed by the promise, upon unlocking pinkies the ritual will be complete therefore creating an ever lasting bond between both parties. If all is done as directly stated above, the promise is now complete, if you miss any step or go out of order than the promise is unofficial and fradulent
"I just made the ultimate promise with my grandpa that we would never play the "tickle" game again as long as i never told my parents we ever played it in the first place"
by Thetrueultimatepromiselegend November 1, 2017
mugGet the ultimate promise mug.

Ultimate

When you reach your climax at the final point of a roblox lets play, and you realise how much of a skrub you are.
Get Rekt Fam 10/10 Spedrans 4 Ultimate
by Fuckbitches224 January 22, 2018
mugGet the Ultimate mug.

Ultimate Derp

A sexy man, the only one of his kind. He has a derpy face, but he's really cute. You won't go wrong if you choose to love this sexy man. He spends his days jerking off to porn and talking to his friends.
Watch out! Ultimate Derp is jerking off again! BOOM!
by TheOnlyWasp April 17, 2018
mugGet the Ultimate Derp mug.

UltimateBuu

The UltimateNoob
He´s such an UltimateBuu
by GayFish13 June 12, 2018
mugGet the UltimateBuu mug.

ultimate hitchhiker

when two thumbs enter the anis of you or another person you have been hichchiked.
ol boy was caught on get 69 getting the ultimate hitchhiker
by jay big daddy w June 15, 2018
mugGet the ultimate hitchhiker mug.

ultimate air

An awesome place in different states. An indoor trampoline park that is fuckin awesome.
Let’s go to Ultimate Air. “ Hell yeah!!”
by TheAwesomeKid21 April 1, 2018
mugGet the ultimate air mug.

Ultima Chimichanga

One who believes only what he is told without ascertaing actual factual evidence noob conspiracy theorist
He read the earth was flat after seeing pictures of the globe. He was the Ultima Chimichanga
by ArchersShootArrows September 25, 2018
mugGet the Ultima Chimichanga mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email