An Uber Eater is a guy who tells his wife or girlfriend he’s going out to deliver food, but makes at least two stops along the way to **** at least two of his booty call lovers
I don’t know if I can handle that boy anymore. He keeps coming around while he tells his wife he is delivering food to want to go down on me. He’s an Uber Eater (or Uber EatHer?). Nasty.
by Da Mistress December 7, 2020
Get the Uber Eatermug. A person can, not be autistic but still have Uber-Autism. Uber-Autism is when a person is very smart or skilled but does extremely stupid pr dangerous shit.
eg
@spotto, @brandon herrera, @ i did a thing , @michel reves
eg
@spotto, @brandon herrera, @ i did a thing , @michel reves
person 1- I dont know why but I cant stop doing dumb shit even though im very smart
person 2- you definitly have Uber-Autism
person 2- you definitly have Uber-Autism
by @TheShadowKnight May 13, 2024
Get the uber-autismmug. Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.
Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?
Liz: only one glass of wine
Uber Driver: face of disappointment
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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?
Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home
Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets
Liz: only one glass of wine
Uber Driver: face of disappointment
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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?
Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home
Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets
by Shalam69 September 3, 2023
Get the Uber Drivermug. by dasoddie July 11, 2024
Get the Uber Boymug. I've got to do some ubering today as the children need their 'chauffeur' to take them here, there and everywhere. I'll be ubering children all day.
by Crazy49 February 29, 2020
Get the Ubering Childrenmug. a much larger form of the ride sharing giant uber operated by the translink company, known by only few people because it is super expensive and super classy.
by tcitycrips February 24, 2019
Get the super ubermug. Peewee's favorite thing to consume, well strippers and uber are his favorite, anyways the definition of Uber is Coke, Cocaine, Yayo, blow, snow, white, powder, dust, flake, cola, bump, line, etc.
Mr. Peewee once quoted "FYI my bday is tomorrow 🤷🏽 ♂️🤷🏽 ♂️ not saying I want gifts 🎁 but u guys know what I like 😂😂 " "UBER, and lapdances, oh and chinitas"
Mr. Wolfverine once quote "guuuuuuyyyyyysss........who would like to make my dream come true?!" " My dream has always been to do an Uber off someones butt"
Ms. Raynus once quoted " Alex ill let you do a line off my ass in you give me BUMP"
Ms Raynus also quoted " rogus I will never call the cops on you baby!.... againg"
Anyways Uber means coke.
Peewee loves uber and his birthdays is tomorrow sooooo you know shat to get him.
Mr. Wolfverine once quote "guuuuuuyyyyyysss........who would like to make my dream come true?!" " My dream has always been to do an Uber off someones butt"
Ms. Raynus once quoted " Alex ill let you do a line off my ass in you give me BUMP"
Ms Raynus also quoted " rogus I will never call the cops on you baby!.... againg"
Anyways Uber means coke.
Peewee loves uber and his birthdays is tomorrow sooooo you know shat to get him.
by Mr. Rogus December 14, 2018
Get the Ubermug.