Two of Diamonds

"she got the two-of diamonds"

"what happened last night Mr Rees"
"she got the two of diamonds, standard"

by DRD agencies. December 1, 2011

Two Floors

Short for Two Floors Up commonly referred to as Two Floors, Two Floors Up, located on Bourke Street Melbourne Australia. Infamous for it's shit hole club good music, and muzzas

lets hit up two floors tonight, i got a bag of googs

by yzy May 17, 2010

two acres

sore testicles, typically after farmwork

Farmer: "I been plowing that field all week; now I've got two acres."-- stupid farmer joke told hundreds of ways, all of them crap.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

two in the poo

A procedure saved for classy woman. Involves inserting your balls into her brown star. Guaranteed hit.

I wanted to marry Cassie, so I gave her a two in the poo.
Two in the poo is the way we do.

by JN12 October 30, 2007

Army of Two

In The MMO action game Lost Saga, an "Army of Two" is a team type that consists of a Grand Templar and an Ice Mage, that results in easy wins, and usually goes for 20 CW in Faction Battle. It is known as the "fad" for MMO's of 2011, and
the official easy way to win.

Fuck man, looks like our winning streak is over, we've got an army of two on our hands.

by NightShade115 December 27, 2011

dub twos

twenty two inch wheels on a car, also refered to as rims

"Check out my new dub twos homie gee dog."

by BrokenMonkey February 2, 2004

[Two Tone]

Used to indicate the difference in colour in a penis when the foreskin is pulled back and the head is exposed.

"Honey I love your "Two Tone" kisses, legs wrap around me tight.... "

by vancouverderek January 16, 2009