turd burglar

the entity who dwells in one's toilet and steals the turd before one has a chance to check it out before flushing

you've just plopped this massive log in the john; you stand up, turn around and look down to behold your achievement and ... the damn turd burglar already swiped your poop ... there's nothing in the shallow water.

by aline November 17, 2003

shit turd

when a shit pebble turns into a turd

wow, look at that shit turd in the toilet

by marcus boyd the 3rd October 27, 2003

turd lips

A person that is a major suck up aka ass kisser

You know that guy is going to get that raise he has turd lips

by Jason Seat December 18, 2007

turd burner

An individual too preoccupied with trivial concerns to make any meaningful contribution to anything of substance or value.

That guy will never amount to anything -- he's a turd burner.

by Aloysius0820 January 22, 2010

weenie turd

a bad name to call someone, to be used when in mixed company.

technically it's a small piece of poop that lodges in the urethra during anal sex.

stop being such a weenie turd and leave me alone!

by Gryfin March 24, 2004

stirring the turd

creating a commotion in an otherwise harmonious situation.

Clyde, why you always gotta be stirring the turd?

by Pinky Pinkerton April 10, 2005

The Trident

Fingering technique used by the pros. You use your thumb, middle finger, and pinky to penetrate your vagina, vagooch, and asshole. (similar to the shocker)

Dude that kid has a vagooch! He probably uses the trident on himself often.

by zergleman1 January 19, 2011