Ass Turban

The act of taking an ice cream swirl shit on the head of an unsuspecting victim.

that drunk as bitch passed out, so I twirled her like a sit n spin and gave her an ass turban on the noggin.

by Melkevica January 8, 2011

turbos

a hot sexy half asian, half white male

hey look at that, its turbos. hes so hot i wanna make love to him!

by rawr May 15, 2004

turbobricks

an internet club for older volvo model enthusiasts
volvo turbo station wagon

"i was on turbobricks and you wouldnt beleive what i found out about zipties, duct tape, and adult diapers!!!!"

by volvodom October 10, 2006

Turboo Pull

In a mmorpg when someone pulls way to many mobs in order to receive massive amounts of expirience, typically atleast one person will die. Named after the eq player Turboo.

Oh shit its a Turboo pull, get ready to run

by Aerodraxil December 15, 2006

Hawaiian Tugboat

Getting your cock jerked off by a girl with lotion while she's sucking your balls

Damn bro, you got a Hawaiian Tugboat.. Be proud, they're rare

by Knux, Neighbor January 23, 2013

Toronto Turban

The Toronto turban is the act of placing a well-worn or soiled pair of underwear or boxer shorts on your partners face or head while engaging in sexual intercourse then continually slapping them in the face, neck, chest or head until you have reached orgasm.

“Yo this chick was such a freak I gave her a Toronto turban last night it was fucking wicked”

by rogoed July 7, 2009

turban assault vehicle

A cab that smells so bad with body odor, upon entry, it feels like you got smacked in the face with a slab of putrid flesh. These cabs are usually driven by men of Indian/Pakistani descent and in many cases wear turbans on their heads.

I am feeling a bit light-headed after a five minute ride in a turban assault vehicle.

by Jules Valencia September 19, 2005