moon cryer

Someone who is sad and thinks of the moon as a symbol to how they feel inside or just feeling rlly sad

Person #1: I’m such a moon cryer I was so badly rejected

Person#2: I feel bad

by Teardrops💧 October 12, 2017

moon jizz

When there is a solar eclipse with the moon, and you are drawn by a force stronger than yourself to smash one out

Damn, I was doing #nofap and then there was an eclipse and before I knew it i was balls deep on myself.. Damn moon jizz

by Tiniesttiny July 29, 2018

gabby moon

beautiful and stunning, the best person you could ever meet

you'd be lucky to meet this individual

Friend 1: wow, have you met gabby moon?

Friend 2: omg yes, she is so amazing!

by queenmorganm November 24, 2020

Tristen moon

A man that would let the backyardigans toss his shit

Tristen moon fucks cartoons

by Poop pea 69 May 17, 2021

Moon Rod

Sex move. Like a Marijuana moon rock, take a dildo and get it wet. Then rool the wet dildo into a pile of powder cocaine. Coating the surface like when weed is coated in keef. Then use as planned.

Dude i pulled the moon rod on my girl then shit got crazy.

by Digits__ July 30, 2020

Bushfire Moon

When a red headed person is nude and bends over.

“Geez look at that Bushfire Moon!”

by lilacprovider March 20, 2022

matchu moone

The coolest most attractive guy ever.
FUCK YOU WAEL.

your such a matchu moone

by bigblackjuicyballs December 01, 2022