sodomy mad

When you are so mad that you want to sodomize yourself with an inanimate object, like a TV remote.

"My brother was so mad that mom cancelled his World of Warcraft account that he tried to sodomize himself with the TV remote.
He skipped sad and angry and went straight to sodomy mad."

by jared8b23 February 20, 2014

Mad Schafer

Fucking a girl and feeding her tacos at the same time. To perform a true Mad Schafer, one must also shout "Bitch, do you know why they call me Mad Schafer?" Regardless of what she responds, one must then say "BECAUSE I'M MAD!" and then proceed to force feed her more tacos.

-Variations-

The reverse Schafer: Feeding a girl tacos while fucking her from behind.

The lazy Schafer: Having a girl ride you while you feed her tacos.

The dirty Schafer: Basically the same thing as the Dirty Sanchez, except with tacos.

Dude I wanna fuck so bad, but i also want tacos" "Dude just Mad Schafer dat ass

by DontRentFromRedBox April 22, 2011

Mad Dinner

Describing anything that is cool or good.

Your new car is mad dinner

by Professor Bates August 31, 2010

Mad Sox

This is when two men get two monkeys and get them to have hardcore sexual contact.

Dude, We should have mad sox!

by Chaza5 September 24, 2016

mad loot

tons of money

yo he got mad loot playing ball

by acipp July 3, 2014

Mad jacker

A person who jacks off

That dude is a mad jacker.

by Gotaday May 29, 2017

Monkey Madness

(Noun): A state of being in which a normal human has rejected all the commonalities that envelop society's standards and returns to a golden age man. The monkey times. This person will be distraught with monkey madness as they complete the ultimate reversion of identity.

Oh did you hear Jerry got the Monkey Madness?

by monkeman559 May 2, 2022