stroke goat

to masturbate

you shouldn’t stroke the goat in public
- stroke goat

by oopsorry December 14, 2019

Strokes

A word used to often describe a state of an individual or particular thing

Xasid strokes
Slow strokes

by sas1 September 25, 2023

Hershey Stroking

Whenever you’re horny and have diarrhea so you decide to start jorkin’ it on the toilet with the Hershey Squirts around your cock.

Friend: Hey, man. You wanna hop on a Discord call?

You: Sorry, I’m doing the Hershey Stroking

by AppleMgee123 April 7, 2025

Stroke-dick easy

when something is so easy you can (theoretically) stroke-off while completing the task.

Wife: how was your first day?

Me: the first day was peace of cake, it was stroke-dick easy!

by Therealkingdavid August 27, 2023

steve stroke

A weak sex move performed by a guy who is not good in bed.

Janet: Me and Kyle finally hooked up last night.

Sue: How was it ?
Janet: It was horrible, all he did was steve strokes.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 22, 2020

Stroke

A medical emergency that has to do with blood flow being cut from the brain. It is an ancient craft perfected by Mark Waechter.

Bro jimmy had a dank stroke last night

by Broly lover 420420 March 27, 2022

Stroking the White Cat

To masturbate.

Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.

by markatto April 12, 2010