bum noodles

-long skinny poo comes in long countinous lines
-slang term for hemorrhoids

"I was makin my own noodles after tea last night 'bum noodles'"

"Yo man check out those bum noodles, they are like hell on my ass."

by bourkes May 14, 2005

tai noodling

the act of being extremely goofy in public, most of the time including, but not limited to; loud strange noises, body twitches, odd random dancing, and of course the noodle language that goes along with it. usually between two people of the same sex and of best friend orientation.

"yo did you see those hot girls over there? i wanna make a move but their acting all ... off"

" ahh shiitt their totally tai noodling"

by lgswagga September 8, 2011

Whispering Noodle

This is the opposite of the "whispering eye" (vagina).

This definition would be for the male member, or commonly known as the penis.

"Dude, I just got kicked in the whispering noodle!"

"I'm so hot, take me...take me now with your manly whispering noodle"

by crustybean June 10, 2009

Noodle Sex

When walking by a person with a popsicle in his/her mouth and then giving you the 'sup' nod.

Girl: Oh, that guy over there just totally noodle sexed me.

by Whattsernamee July 17, 2010

noodle necking

when a feminine person wiggles there neck like a bobble head while trying to make a point

female: na uh oh no you didnt..... male: why you noodle necking.

by DaBadGuy360 February 1, 2012

noodle cupper

a semi homosexual redneck caucasion male. who normally works in the excavating business. and tends to wear tight work pants and extra smedium work shirts.

there goes that noodle cupper again spinning tires.

by Kevin Kenneth King September 24, 2008

gay noodle

When some gay guy has a really long penis.

"Man, Richard has a gay noodle"

"Hey, wanna taste of my gay noodle?"

by reallegend27 February 15, 2017