Moon Invasion

Something that occurs during Moonlanding - reaching through your legs, grabbing their balls, screaming "Ground control"

Damn that was quite the Moon Invasion on my ball there Lizzy.

by Cornzilla April 12, 2023

Blue moon

Unprovoked crippling shooting arse pain you get every now and then (once in a 'blue moon') . Feels like someone is stabbing you in the arse hole for 10 seconds.

Lucy: Arrgghhh!!

Becky: What mate?!
Lucy: feels like someone just stuck a javelin up my butt!
Becky: That'll be a blue moon mate

by MommaGeee April 9, 2021

moon jizz

When there is a solar eclipse with the moon, and you are drawn by a force stronger than yourself to smash one out

Damn, I was doing #nofap and then there was an eclipse and before I knew it i was balls deep on myself.. Damn moon jizz

by Tiniesttiny July 29, 2018

Moon Bagging

Moon Bagging is when a wine-o removes the bag from boxed wine and drinks straight from the tap of the bag.

"WOW, Jane really loves Moon Bagging. She went through an entire one last night before she hit the floor".

"Let us just go ahead and moon bag that box of wine".

by COMTEE April 17, 2019

Moon-Cheese

Term describing cash currency or money.

Bro had to withdraw a shit ton of Moon-Cheese to bail mom out of jail.

by Tezzlha February 28, 2021

moon cryer

Someone who is sad and thinks of the moon as a symbol to how they feel inside or just feeling rlly sad

Person #1: I’m such a moon cryer I was so badly rejected

Person#2: I feel bad

by Teardrops💧 October 12, 2017

JayJay Moon

Is a boy that is respectful.But has his mind on what he do best.He can not shot a basketball with the talent he got.But is crazy,lazy,lonely,and dumb.He is one of those that people like,but he dont like them because they racheet.

Girl="I love u"

JayJay Moon="U racheet"
Girl="wow thanks"

Boy"Im shot better then you"
JayJay Moon="You mat be because of my talent"

by miz swagger December 4, 2012