Fire Police

Generally a fire department elder who has retired from active firefighting and now performs traffic direction duties with now law enforcement training despite using the term police in the name. Commonly also a position for the department touchdown, and the middle aged members who talk about the hell years and fighting the big one despite never having fought fire.

Dude put that joint down there’s police ahead. Nah bro we’re good it’s fire police it’s like the Paul Blart of fireman.

by Johnny Taco October 17, 2020

Positivity police

When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.

Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.

"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?

by Dr.Crow February 27, 2023

Police

The word police is a noun and a verb therefore it can repeat an indefinite amount of times

Police police police police police police

by Zamiinal March 7, 2023

Callin the police

(v) when your sibling snitches about the gangster shit you did last night

“Uhh ohh. She’s callin the police…”

by DankestNight March 17, 2023

tinder police

When you find your bro’s girl on tinder so you play tinder police and expose that dumb broad.

Me: Hey bro last night I turned on the speed burner and was swiping and found your bitch on tinder. So I decided to catch her and play tinder police!
James: Really bro? I know I should’ve took my pop tarts and ran from that fucking grenade.

by YungTBagger January 13, 2023

Police officer

Bob: Look its a police officer
Casey: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Casey: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week....

Bob: Look its a police officer
Casey: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Casey: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week....

by Police cop dog January 27, 2023

Police Riot

When Police attack protesters whom they disagree with. Typically when police accountability protesters are protesting against police violence, the police will find any reason to randomly & violently escalate a crowd situation, hurting & arresting protesters.

Native American Women & Children were arrested & injured when peaceful protest was marred by an out of control Police Riot.

by barnstormer January 27, 2023