A derogatory term used for THAT kind of guy your friend is seeing. Generally, a Diego, although not actually named Diego, is a guy that is between 15 and 19, quite unattractive (although your friend seems to think he's the hottest person on earth), and probably offensive. He usually leaves your friend mentally destroyed after your friend interacts with the Diego in question. Often, a Diego can be found conducting "1.2 GPA activities" in his free time alongside skating.
"Guys, Harsa Martinez's ex-boyfriend was such a Diego. I heard that he cheated on his new girlfriend (who is copying Harsa's style because she wants to be her so bad) and texted Harsa again even though she vowed to not speak to him again. I think Harsa and Diego are lowkey soulmates though because they're both mentally ill. Whatever, I guess Harsa is gonna have some more lore to her now."
"Ijbol. Harsa's losing the Idgaf War, I fear."
"Ijbol. Harsa's losing the Idgaf War, I fear."
by Stream DYKTTATUOB August 26, 2023
Get the Diegomug. by Daplayer68338 January 29, 2017
Get the Diegomug. Diego is a weird kid who never wears deodorant he is Hispanic and and is really tiny he is funny and will be your best friend
Diego, shut up!
by STEWETHEGODOFALLTHATSMELLS September 20, 2022
Get the Diegomug. Honestly one of the funniest guys you will ever meet.He is actually the best mexican guy you can ever meet.He is such a smartass,he is funny as fuck and will do anything no matter what it is.He gets grounded a lot and he will do anything to get kicked out of school he is one of the best friends you will ever have and never lose him.
by im broke af kid January 30, 2020
Get the Diego Gomezmug. Diego, also known as the loud one. At first you may find him very annoying but when it comes to work he does his best. He can also be very popular. He may have one or two best buddy's that he wont stop talking to ever. He is also a very funny person making dumb jokes.
X: Hey Diego, why are you always making a mess at Science class like if you where at a party?
Diego: Because the Science teacher gets me-
Diego: Because the Science teacher gets me-
by AxelGayCommunist November 22, 2021
Get the Diegomug. Diego is a loser, he has no neck and a long ass nose, he could maybe pull girls if he wasn’t such a pussy. he’s not even bad looking he’s just weird looking.
if diego ran into a wall with a hard on his nose would hit the wall first
bro talk to that girl don’t be such a diego
bro talk to that girl don’t be such a diego
by bigman1241 November 22, 2021
Get the Diegomug. by urmothacornball March 12, 2022
Get the Diegomug.