Ass Hat

When someone's head is so far up their ass their wearing it as a hat.
He's such an ass hat!
who? Adair? Yes, yes he is.
Adair Sugrue
by davidtennantmegatron September 29, 2011
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Party Hats

Large, Obnoxious, Pointy Nipples that are sharp to a degree in which they could cut glass.
Zach: Dude, it's fucking cold.

Kevin: Yeah dude, your party hats are showing
by eS Butcher September 08, 2012
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Twat Hat

a twat hat is a silly hat that has become big around Liverpool since 2005/2006 the twat hat is a silly hat with flaps on the side, its like a south park hat but alot shitter and it makes ya look like a tit!
lads who think there hard wear them! but there not there knobheads!

aka LOWEY
omfg lad!!! look at him in that stupid twat hat, lets kick him!

Bad boy 1: look at that lad in the lowey smashing up the bus stop

Bad boy 2: thats not a lowey its a twat hat!

by Kae Dubbleyoo September 22, 2008
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e-hat

taken from the show Everybody Love's Raymond where Raymond's mom, Marie, finds his journal (but really it's his girly boy diary) and reads aloud some of the things he once said about her making it clear to Raymond that she's cracked his secret code - which was really nothing more than some updated, generic form of piglatin, which unlike piglatin, isn't only used by losers from the 90's but it is in turn used only by cool kids.. like him.
i e-hat my mom
by JacQs November 27, 2010
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cowboy hat

The paper thin, white paper sheets available in most public bathrooms to place between your cheeks and and the seat. Can be easily folded and worn to look like a cowboy hat.
Matt came back from the bathroom with a new cowboy hat. Too bad the waitress at Denny's didn't let it slide.
by Kyle Barry August 24, 2006
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hat trick

To score (have sexual relations with) with people of 3 different genders in the one day.
Yo dude yesterday I fucked yo sister, yo brother and ET what a hat trick!
by conquerall July 21, 2006
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Crap Hats

Military Slang (usually used by Para's) to describe either Territorial Recruits, Regular Soldiers or Raw Recruits.
1 Para: Hey, Check out the fresh meat.
1 Para#2: Bunch a Crap Hats.
by Saccade October 11, 2008
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