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Ball Rattling

Adj., A very bumpy/rough experience which may jolt the male body and its organs.
That was a ball rattling ride in the APC
by Cpl. M April 23, 2014
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Balls to Buttcheeks

A term used to described an overpopulated social setting, i.e. bars, clubs, lines at Disney World, men's bathroom, etc. The setting being so packed that male genitalia, regardless of intention, are constantly rubbing on the buttcheeks of surrounding individuals.
" Man there are so many people in here tonight, it's balls to buttcheeks."

"We went there last night, the place was packed balls to buttcheeks."
by Archibald M.W. Pinchback April 20, 2012
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Lemmy's balls

A meme that's been around since Lemmy was introduced to Mario Maker 2. A YouTuber named Smashy then used it as a pun in his Mythbuster series. Lemmy's thrown balls are literally indestructible, not even Yoshi can eat them. Its only weakness is a fucking wall.
A: Hey, you see that Lemmy over there?
B: Yeah, let's touch Lemmy's balls haha.
A: Good idea.
by CreepyGlider February 9, 2021
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shadow balling

Shadow balling is when you're on some online chat service, such as, teamspeak or ventrilo, and you silently jack off without muting yourself.
Dude you haven't said anything over teamspeak for a while. Are you shadow balling?
by Steel Can July 10, 2016
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Hospital Ball

In contact sports for example Rugby League, the Act of passing the football when you are too scared to take the hit up on your own, Instead passing the football late to a team mate putting them in a position where they will get hit hard by the opposition, potentially putting them into hospital .
Ryan has just thrown a real late ball, He should have taken the hit himself, What a hospital ball. Classic Ryan.
by #g&jl October 8, 2019
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ball kisser

Someone who enjoys pleasing a man by worshipping their balls (see testicles). When properly done both right and left balls are given equal attention as to not make the other jealous. The act of ball kissing can also be used as a method to increase sperm counts for fertility purposes as kissing the balls helps stimulate sperm production and also increases both volume of pre-cum and ejaculations. Not to be confused with a ball licker who is someone that uses pleasure as indirect barter for financial benefit (see brownnose). The method could also be used by a woman right before sexual intercourse with the penis attached to the balls being kissed as a way of improving the performance of the penis that is about to penetrate the vagina.
My girlfriend is such a good ball kisser. She's a real giver when she knows she's gonna get some good sex.
by UlikeMYmeatNpotatoes October 13, 2010
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ball worthy

something that is worth giving a testicle for.
Woah, dude! That car is totally ball worthy!
by God's gift to humanity. June 7, 2009
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