truth

something that religions look for. Science, in this context, is a religion.

there is only one truth and that is my precious, truth.

by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009

trouted

to not be sober (on drugs, alcohol, mentally unstable)

I went out will Bill last night and we got absolutely trouted

by mrtoadicantbelieve May 7, 2011

trout apples

crunchy like an apple and smells like fish-
putting an apple in a womans vagina for 24 hrs then taking it out putting it on a stick and eating it

that bitch smells like trout apples

that girl makes good trout apples

by fanballer August 25, 2011

trout

1.every bad;insulting word you can call a girl.
2.a girl that dont put out.
3.a kind of fish

i hate that girl.shes a trout.

by tahani m May 2, 2008

Trouty

Really Fucked up, very drunk. Wasted.

Hey Mike Tom, you tryin to get trouty tonight?

by sosa961 April 23, 2011

Sodomizing Gun of Truth

The act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the anus of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don't tell you whatever you want to know.

Michael: Damnit Jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night's party!

Jake: No! I'll never tell!

Michael: Then say hello to my little friend, the Sodomizing Gun of Truth!

Jake: Oh shit! Okay fine, it was that fag Redgy!

Michael: Wrong answer bitch!

Jake: No I'm a virgin!

Michael: Spread em'!

Shotgun: (BOOM!)

Jake's Anus: (kersplat)!!!

Michael: That fool, he should've known that Redgy was to busy giving that other queer Ben a Cleveland Steamer to come and tea-bag me!

by Fannyfondler and Waffleman September 15, 2008

peace out brown trout

to leave quickly, like a trout. most likely used in an awkward situation.

john:"are you leaving already?"
sally: "uhhh yea peace out brown trout"

by big B-F June 29, 2009