day trader

1. A person that insists on being actively involved in a group conversation but is incapable of saying anything that adds any value.

The guy everyone wishes would just shut up and leave, because what they're talking about is actually interesting, and the constant "that's what she said"s stopped being funny about 12 minutes ago.

A social parasite that gets a little selfish boost of attention by sapping a little bit of energy out of any interesting discussion.

2. A person that does the equivalent of the above, except with the stock market.

Mike: "That's really cool, Sam, where do you work?"

Dan: "that's what she said!"

Sam: "Just two blocks away. We make the chess boards out of onyx, and marble"

Dan: "marble like my dick!"

Mike: "Neat, do you cut the stone with a water jet?"

Dan: "my dick's a water jet!"

Mike & Sam: "STFU Dan! You are such a day trader! I hope you contract syphilis!"

by Euge K December 4, 2010

fur trader

A kinky lesbian sixty-niner.
I.E Lizzy and Miranda

I chilled with the fur traders last night.

by zero April 14, 2003

tradegy

the art or act of editing, changing or trading part of a sad story or tragedy to create a happier one.

mr. jones rewrote romeo and juliet into a great tradegy by changing the ending significantly.

by dustin york September 16, 2007

TradeBait

A stupid asshole who falls for any fantasy football trade offered to him.

TradeBait gave up a 3rd round pick for Denarius Moore.

by JT_Rams February 8, 2018

Traceur

A practitioner of the extreme sport; Parkour.

Dude I saw a Traceur yesterday doing some awesome Parkour!

by Chris Bent August 8, 2008

Trace

When something or someone is really boring and bland

Jake is so trace

by Silesky May 7, 2010

trader-upper

A woman who's dating a guy and then dumps him when she founds someone richer.

Tess was a trader-upper. Once she met Carl, she was officially
in love and oh, so reformed.

by Cristian Pavel October 31, 2007