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High blood pressure titties

When a woman has really huge breasts and a huge body to match, it usually means she has high blood pressure due to all the added weight. These women are generally very good cooks and like to eat even more.
Louise Jefferson from The Jeffersons had some really big high blood pressure titties
by megoguhrl May 6, 2011
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Titties

Adjective - Good, great, rad, amazing, perfect, better than yours, unmatched in quality.

Interjection - Yes! Great! Bitchin'! Rad! Sick! Bad ass! Hell yeah!
Carter: That putt was "tits", bro.

CJ: Thanks man. Hey you comin' to the party tonight?

Carter: You know it. Heard there was gonna be hella beer pong.

CJ: "Titties"!
by durhamkid March 21, 2009
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ass and titties

something that can look, smell and overall appear bad
Damnnn girl, your breath smells like ass and titties.
Yo, your weave looks like ass and titties.
by MiSZ BABY PHAT May 3, 2007
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warm titties

like hot, but for girls to talk about guys who make them blush and get raunchy.
"Oh, Johnny Depp is warm titties!"
"Look at that hot guy... his arse is warm titties"
by StephanieMurphytheSex October 10, 2008
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pause titties

(n) When a woman has get a boob job that is so bad her nipples are facing upward creating the impression that she was jogging and in the middle of an up swing, some body "paused" them.
by anonymous9126553 July 25, 2009
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titties

a word derived from titties meaning boobs or breasts, but in certain cases titties can be used to replace cool, awesome, and etc.

also can be used in anger or disapointment
john: dude i'm getting off probation
cory: SUPER TITTIES!!! you can smoke weed with us again!!

kacy: I can't come to the party tonight
thomas: dude your titties are weak
kacy: .......
by the face of aids October 2, 2011
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Pancake Titties

And pancake titty is where a girl has undefined/large areola boundries around the nipples. This creates a pancake shaped and sized nipples on a girl’s breast
Uh bro she had the largest nipples I’ve ever seen. They were litterallly larger than her breasts.

Yea bro She definetly has pancake titties.
by Digbick Johnson February 5, 2019
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