Skiing on tits

To Be on easy street.
To have it made for you.
Everythings going great

Damn, once I get that promotion, im gunna be skiing on tits

by SolidGould January 1, 2009

nigga tits

word used to break the silence.

<crickets>
ALEX: Nigga tits
TOM: Yeah nigga tits
Alex: so what you wanna do son!

by bj son September 18, 2006

tissue tit

Ever known one of those insecure girls that stuffed their bras with tissue paper? Well, here is what you would call these insecure young ladies.

"Hey tissue tit. Do you mind if I borrow your stuffing? I'm about to sneeze!"

by Brandon November 17, 2004

Tit-Man

Farm slang for the man who milks cows

I was the best tit-man my pa ever had

The tit-man was going balls deep on the goat

by SqueerZ December 5, 2011

tit willow

A foolish person who acts like a complete imbecile. An idiot, drongo, doylem, bad egg & nasty pasty are words with the same meaning.

Don't be such a tit willow

by Mrs P, sorry I mean Mrs S November 21, 2007

tit in a wringer

Bothered, bent out of shape, upset, angry. Dates back to wringer clothes washers. Undoubtedly, getting one's tit caught in the wringer would have been quite upsetting.

Yes, dear, so I lost a hundred bucks playing poker. Don't get your tit in a wringer.

by Croz March 4, 2005

Bong tits

1. (v)When a girl with large breasts holds a bong between them and lets someone partake in the bong.

2. (n)Tits large enough to hold a bong between them successfully.

1. "Dude, who wants to do some bong tits tonight? Jen, can you help us?"

2."Man, she has some serious bong tits!"

by TheWonderfulWizardOfOz October 22, 2009