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The Ultimate Blumpkin
Recieving a blumpkin(oral sex while on the thrown.)while dropping the duce in a outhouse/port-a-john. The ulitmate blumpkin
The Ultimate Blumpkin by Sean & Jonas November 3, 2006
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The Urethra Chronicles
The Urethra Chronicles is the first DVD that the awesome (yes they ARE my faveourite band get over it you wannabe poseur punks who think that dissing them makes you more punk. punk is about being yourslef right. not caring?) band blink-182 made. Its very funny, yet a little randomised and completly nonsensical. The whole thing just jumps from one scene to another for no apparent reason, but it had me laughing the wohle way through, and lets face it, it wouldn't have been tom, mark and trav if it HAD made sense now would it?
Features 5 music videos and two live shows too.
There is also "the Urethra Chronicles 2" which is also equally funny and random.
Features 5 music videos and two live shows too.
There is also "the Urethra Chronicles 2" which is also equally funny and random.
On The DVD of the urethra chronicles:
Mark: "Tell them what they do in the phillipenes tom!"
Tom: "we heard that in the phillipenes, if a baby boy cries they suck its penis and it stops. that works with me too, if i cry just suck my penis and i will stop!"
or:
(at a concert)
Tom: *fucks up guitar on a song* "im sorry. i fucked that song up. its not because i suck at guitar!"
Mark: "Tell them what they do in the phillipenes tom!"
Tom: "we heard that in the phillipenes, if a baby boy cries they suck its penis and it stops. that works with me too, if i cry just suck my penis and i will stop!"
or:
(at a concert)
Tom: *fucks up guitar on a song* "im sorry. i fucked that song up. its not because i suck at guitar!"
The Urethra Chronicles by fuck you... July 3, 2006
The University of Bristol
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man under the umbrella
man under the umbrella by Alan October 14, 2003
The United States Military Academy Preparatory School
a prison for average student athletes that didn't have the grades to be directly admitted into West Point. It is a place to be treated like a 12 year old and too lose one's soul, zest for life, and will to succeed.
an extra year of high school where students improve their study skills and are cooped up with the same 246 people for an entire year. The curriculm entails "buddy fucking", how to break the rules without being caught, and how to deal with a group of individuals who are either normal (rare), ignorant, or socially inept. If you like being told when to go to bed, cut off from society, socially and sexually deprived; this is the place for you.
an extra year of high school where students improve their study skills and are cooped up with the same 246 people for an entire year. The curriculm entails "buddy fucking", how to break the rules without being caught, and how to deal with a group of individuals who are either normal (rare), ignorant, or socially inept. If you like being told when to go to bed, cut off from society, socially and sexually deprived; this is the place for you.
"My recruiter told me I was attending the number 1 college in the United States, when really, I was just going to The United States Military Academy Preparatory School or daycare."
The United States Military Academy Preparatory School by #prepschoolproblems November 21, 2011