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squirrel jawed

OMG! This girl at my school is such a whore-she totally squirrel jawed like half of the Football team.
by MnM703 January 22, 2009
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Ground Squirrel

Some species of squirrel a gay retard made up to prove his subscribers were retarded about what kind of squirrels there are
"There's a ground squirrel under my house! That mother fucker!"
by Autismo Slicer November 21, 2017
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ooh a squirrel

When you're walking down the street and you see a squirrel on the a tree and say "Ooooooh a Squirrely Squirrel"
Oooooh a Squirrel.
by Lone Hardcore October 23, 2013
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squirrel patch

Your "squirrel patch" is for men, mostly, the nasty section of hair above your ass and on your lower back. This is for men who are not hairy like BigFoot, all over their backs...this term just refers to the ugly "patch" of hair at the bottom of the back.
That bitch scowled when I took of my shirt and she first glanced at my squirrel patch when I had my back turned toward her.
by LDog17 August 22, 2011
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BBQ Squirrel

BBQ Squirrel is a word used only for the bestest of best friends. You use this word when talking to your friends and lovers. If someone calls you a BBQ Squirrel it means you've been chosen to be a god. Be proud of how far you've come.
"Bro she's my BBQ Squirrel" or "goodbye my BBQ Squirrel"
by the 18 types of poop February 1, 2022
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cum squirrel

When you give a facial to someone with teeth that stick out.
Woah those are some big ass teeth... I'd love to make you my little cum squirrel and bust a nut on your face.
by Lunar Darkness May 20, 2017
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chin squirrel

A semi-beard or goatee - usually the result of a poor decision to display a lack of significent testosterone - compounded by insufficiant facial follicles. The resulting jeers have been the cause of much teenage angst and may have actually stirred the creation of the entire EMO generation. Also known as a face tail.
After an entire Summer without using a razor, Robbie shaved off his chin squirrel when Jessica and Ariel both said "OMG how cute is that? Did you grow it yourself?"
by NooYawker November 16, 2011
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