Jonas Jordalen

Jonas Jordalen is so insanely atracctive and he has the biggest penis in the world it’s so massive and he has the sharpest jawline of everyone in the whole world.

Boy: OMG Jonas Jordalen is making me gay with his huge penis.
Girl: Yeah he is so hot

by Wrighteous71 October 27, 2019

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A-Jonas

When you break-up with someone by text messages instead of confronting them face to face.

hey wheres your Girl-friend. "What Girl-friend I A-Jonased her and shes no more

''you coward''

by M-Boy 10 December 7, 2010

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Jonas

Jonas is known as a pig, a pangolin and a hedgehog.

Jonas, why does my hand hurt so badly when I touch your hair??

by Da Peppa May 22, 2023

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Jona

The Name of the person that is always the coolest in the room. He has a well defined face. He is funny, good in bed and nice. He always as an open door for a friend who needs to speak to him.

Person1: Jona is awesome
Person2: HE REALLY IS OMG!!!

by DefinerCe123 February 23, 2022

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He‘s a very great, sweet and nice person. He can make you smile when you are down but don‘t trust what you see he could make you (or your best friend) cry as well because he‘s a relationshipphobic person!

Me: Wow why are you so happy?
Best friend: It‘s Jonas who makes me this happy!

Me: Your crying about Jonas, am I right?
Best friend: Yesssss.

by bestfriendofajonaslover January 10, 2018

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