The sexual act of ramming easy cheese into your anus, holding as long as possible, then releasing (often violently) your bowel's contents in and on another person's face.
Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo
by Dnods December 08, 2015
jesse is a pretty common name tbh, but if you ever breathe the same air as him you should be thankful, thankful that his girlfriend, delaney, hasn’t killed you yet.
by alexandria <33 July 07, 2021
jess shave is very small she likes to drink all the time sometimes she is a lesbian not a surprise as her favourite number is 15:) watch out for jess she might sit on u and u can’t get up
jess shave is cool
by youmumhaha777 March 03, 2022
a girl who gets drunk every weekend and her favourite number is 15 she also is a lesbian some times depending on the mood she’s in.
by youmumhaha777 March 03, 2022
by ScottyMo91 July 31, 2016
by Chazmataz pussydestroyer November 20, 2019
Type of guy to wear sunglasses so he doesn't get caught checking out women. Usually has long hair( unless teacher is a buzzkill) can be found in band room in the early mornings and during sap. Does not feel pain! Once gotstabbed by little sister. Seems stoned half the time but is to broke for drugs in the first place. He plays himself off as simple but is as complicated as trigonometry. Don't fuck with him!
by Burnt out soul February 03, 2016