British Insult

A demeaning, cuss-filled insult said very Britishly.
1: Shut your gob, 'fore I give you a British Insult!
2: Nuh-uh
1: *Heavy British Accent* Fuck off, ya pissy bastard.
by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024
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British Blowjob

A blow job in which you fart on the dick of your significant other during anal causing a gust of wind to blow past their balls.
That British blowjob was unexpected, but I’m not saying it was bad….
by Cuppykate March 4, 2025
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British Brew

When British lovers brew their favorite tea and use it as lubricant for handjobs, sex, etc.
- How'd sex go with that British girl you met?

- Bro she taught me how to British Brew, and it was nasty. They sure do live their tea.
by The_Tru_Baller May 20, 2015
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British

the posh way of saying Bri'ish
Im British. I eat tea
by Sammymmm1 March 7, 2022
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British penetration

The act of a gentle buttfuck, followed by a creampie in which one eats the juice and spits the magic potion into anothers mouth.
by Nut in it March 12, 2021
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Broken British bumming

When a group of British men bum you til you break.
Bumped into those British blokes last night, they gave me a proper broken British bumming
by Balbus2024 December 30, 2023
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Driving in British

Intentionally driving on the wrong side of the road.
Yeah, last night I got absolutely rinsed and went driving in British to McDonalds.
by Britishdriver April 5, 2024
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