On the tape

1) To literally use the phrase "on the tape."

2) When a cop beats up a person of color and the beating happens to be recorded by phone, mini-DVR, VHS, or Beta tape.

1) Ralph: "So, are you on the tape?"
Bianca: "Of course I'm on the tape."
Ralph: "Wow, you are on the tape."

2) Shenaynay: "Ledasha was arrested yesterday and the cop really roughed her up."
Denarnar: "Is she on the tape?"
Shenaynay: "She is on the tape, and she gonna make so much money, you won't believe it when she sue the city."

by Simple Simian September 6, 2014

Duct Tape Trick

What a redneck Magician loves to perform, this is their world-famous act. They throw a huge coil or string of duct tape into their cowboy hat, and pull out a cobra!

Howl do yall like that? Uh Cobruh!

by Fuck u asshole August 17, 2004

red tape

rhymes with rape and is considered a synonym of rape by most people.

"Dude I heard Mikey T tried to red tape Mary"
"no way dude that's gross!"

by Tienez April 22, 2010

Bubble Tape

What happen's when Wrigley and Scotch tape get together for an all night love fest.

Dude 1 - Pass the bubble tape.

Dude 2 - Holy fuck, tape that is bubble gum! *Jizzes in pants*

by AllyOvaries March 8, 2009

tarped

when the penis is soft and the skin from ones penis is stretched over the pink so one can not see the pink.

man, that speedo made this dick all tarped and shit.

by THE GREG December 15, 2004

duct tape wallet

The Greasing of the oversized penishole.

Super sizing your poontang waffle,using a spatula. (Wooden,no metal.)

Porkin the Beans.

Wow,i'd like to duct tape wallet Mr.Murphy.
I'd flip that shit all nite long.


Salty Cum Cracker.

by The Salty Cum Buscuit Indulger August 29, 2008

napkin tape

when you dont have condoms,you tape a piece of napkin on your penis.

dude, i totally napkin taped it.

by bigdy823 February 8, 2008