pair of scotts

A pair of Scott's are uneven testicles, one bald and one hairy

As she went down for a blowjob she discovered a pair of scotts.

by a1sjb-2 February 9, 2022

to Tom Scott

verb;

to choke on vapour from a vape or e-cigarette.

I completely Tom Scotted a few minutes ago because of that funny bird video.

Oh, that's what to Tom Scott means.

by tom scott definer dude September 5, 2023

Scottish Finger

When you stick your thumb in a girl's arse whilst eating her out her cunny and squeeze one of her hooters with your free hand as if you were playing the bagpipes.

I gave that sweet lassie's teet such a firm squeeze while performing the Scottish Finger that Lord William Wallace, himself, would have heard her scream.

by Buttsecks4Ever! August 29, 2010

Scott

He has big blue eyes; they're the first thing you notice about him. The second thing is his voice, which is deep and unique and doesn't match up to his laugh, that sounds like a kid's. He's incredibly driven, and doesn't like to do nothing. You can tell he's going to be successful because he's passionate about everything he does. He will always take care of you. He knows you like a book and can always tell when you're sad, which he then stops at nothing to change. He's your first love, he's your high school highlight, he's your world.

"she loves him cause he's scott"

by mf0915 February 10, 2013

russ scott

A fat piece of human waste, commonly refered to as a person. His nervous state is almost as infamous as his bullshit stories to make himself look "cool"

Russ:"This dude came into my house and I pulled out my 9 and my 10 and I said get out before I bust a cap. Then I got shot but I was okay enough to go to a party and fuck three girls at once."

by jim bob krew September 19, 2004

Uncle Scott

one badass uncle. teacher of viking warlords and crushing midgets with sausage fingers.

sausage fingers, uncle scott

by ticketmasterjen February 19, 2009

Scott

A self-proclaimed asshole, one who can initially impress others and genuinely appear to be a nice guy.

(Note: the above claim has in fact been independently verified by multiple individuals on several occasions.)

Scott: "I know I'm an asshole. I always have been."
"I'm really sorry, I can be such an ass."

by NonexistentOne September 22, 2009