wardrobe surfer

Somone who wear surf clothes but has never surfed in their life!

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

Ring Surfer

Ring Surfer: someone who likes to lick the Anus.

Dude your a Ring Surfer

by Giant Golden Mole December 8, 2004

Wind Surfing

a) the acts involved in flatulence fetish...aka fart play.

or
b) intentionally making a vagina expel compressed air

a) Did you hear that your ex lets his new boyfriend fart on him..? Ya he told me he's a wind surfer.

b) My boyfriend likes to do it doggy style so it makes me quiff..he's in to wind surfing.

by Sand Cat February 27, 2010

Surfing on a rocket

The period of time right after you smoke and feel really high. Taken from the FIFA 2005 soundtrack, from the group Air.

"Yo if we smoke now, we should be surfing on a rocket by 10:30".

"Yo Ian's been surfing on a rocket the past 45 minutes"

Yo Ian what are u doing?....Just Surfing on a rocket

by RLOVE July 1, 2005

Turd Surfing

Turd Surfing occurs when you surf a local jettie, or water outlet, where water drains from the streets, into the sewer, into the riverbed. Ever notice why the water is always warm? Yeah, thats poo and pee. Ironically, the surf is usually always good, near turd surfing locations.

"hey fuckers, stop dumping shit in the street drains, no one likes to eat a peice of poo when they go turd surfing"

by rob $ April 13, 2005

butthole surfer

one who likes to give anal sex. a male who likes to stick it in the back door more than the front. (he likes the surf the butthole if u will)

Turd burgalers are almost always butthole surfers.

by travis c October 7, 2004

feral surfers

the ones who live to surf. they just drop out of life and hit the blue.
also called board lords, (sometimes...) .

see, free surfer .

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006