Huxley's Suprise

When you wake up a captive in a sex dungeon and the last thing you remember was going for a drink with one of your mates

Fred came too and thought he now had a vague idea what was Huxley's suprise

by netmonkey February 20, 2009

spring break

the first sweet taste of SUMMER

a time when kids finally get a break in the school year

a great time to get a tan, since the water is still sort of chilly

conjures up images of water, sun, and sand

Adult: "What are you doing in April?"
Typical Teenager: "SPRING BREAK!!!"

by FrovesForever April 24, 2011

Spring Roll

The instance in which an erection occurs and sustains as someone is rolling down a hill in the spring.

"Dude. Good thing you had a newspaper handy. That was a major spring roll!"

by HeadExplodie April 7, 2007

Red Grasshopper Suprise

If a chick is receiving cunilingus and the pleasurer is not performing up to standards, the receiver taps the pleasurer on the head then slaps them in the face with a piece of pizza!

How'd ya go last night?

He didn't have a clue what to do so I gave him the Red Grasshopper suprise!

by Nards Shadow May 9, 2006

The Hours Later Suprise Snack

When you wipe your ass, and your finger breaks through the TP....a few hours later, you start to bite your fingers nails...Not too sure on what the taste is at first, then you realize...But you don't stop chewing until every last morsel is devoured for a delicious snack...

Mij, you hungry..
Nope, just found The Hours Later Suprise Snack..

by Anthony D.... January 3, 2005

Suprize Morsel

When u glide your tongue in between your cheeks and you get a tiny morsel of food that was from hours past.

Dude I toatally just got a suprize morsel from that spaghetti earlier!!

by Miss Mariah Biersack May 21, 2011

pickle suprise

1. a super awesome awakening of one's pickle

2. a casserole

3. to either taste or smell pickles in one's shoes, clothing, skin, or food.

4. used to describe consential sex with a man dressed as a woman without knowing he is a guy.

p.s. i love tom rubnits lol

1. wow! i have a pickle suprise! *stiffy*

2. I ate my granmother's famous pickle suprise last night.

3. boy: do you smell that?! it smells like old man cum.

old man: PICKLE SUPRIZE!!!!

boy: aaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. man: ouch! what are you sticking in my ass?!

transvestite: pickle suprize!!!!!!!!!!

by gayboi888 October 21, 2010