Suck my nuts through a bendy straw

It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.

Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw

by CianD_05 April 20, 2021

Strawberry Blond

A person who has ginger hair uses the term "strawberry blond" to describe their hair because they're in-denial.

Ginger Boy: "My hair's strawberry blond not ginger"
Normal Boy: "Fuck off you ginger cunt"

by VoyedIfRemoved January 24, 2010

Strawberry Surprise

The act of secretly filling your anus with chocolate syrup and plugging your butt with a strawberry. When this is done, the surpriser tells their partner that they have a surprise for them. The surpriser then proceeds to excrete the chocolate and strawberry into their lovers mouth.

"I gave my girl a strawberry surprise last night. Bitch loved it."

by scallahax February 4, 2010

strawberry milkshake

when you suck the blood out of a girls vagina when shes on her period and spit it in a cup, then when your dads asleep jack him off and put his sperm in the same cup were the period blood is, mix them together till its a light red and drink it with a bendy straw

I'm thirsty for a strawberry milkshake but i have no milk or strawberry syrup; but i have a dad and a girlfriend

by wackaflamo January 10, 2011

Strawberry Swirl

When a guy cums inside a girl during her period; when it comes out it will look like a strawberry swirl

My boyfried and i had sex during my period last night...it looked like a strawberry swirl

by Little Burrito October 10, 2009

Strawberry Daiquiri

A grotesque mixture of menstrual blood and vaginal fluid, created when a female becomes sexually aroused during menstruation.

Rosemary was suprised to find a strawberry daiquiri in her pants after a trip to the porno theatre.

by Subnetmask September 9, 2004

strawberry fields

The state of mind you're in when doing weed, drinking, or pretty much any kind of drugs. Many times at rock shows almost everyone goes to this insane world. This term was popularized by The Beatle's song 'Strawberry Fields.'

At a Led Zeppelin show in '76:
Guy: *pulls out weed* Hey brotha wanna go to this wonderful place called strawberry fields?

Guy 2: Where's that? I've never heard of it

Guy:Here take a puff of this and then you'll see why everyone wants to go there

by The1whogotaway February 4, 2008