Reverse Stranger

The act of sitting on another persons hand until it falls asleep, then you jerk them off.

My wife gave me a reverse stranger and now my hand is tingling. I hate pins and needles.

by I am Fred May 18, 2010

stangledoodle

a strange tumor grown in unicorns wich can later be removed and use as ice cubes that never melt.

aww man. my drink is warm. i need a stangledoodle.

by johan gra June 24, 2006

strangle a midget

Another way of saying you have to poop or take a shit

Q: Where is Dave? A: He just ate ten tacos. He had to go strangle a midget.

by Joe Z May 3, 2008

Perfect Stranger

When someone sits on their hand long enough to make it go numb and then jerks you off.

If my date doesn’t put out tonight, I can always visit my upstairs neighbor for a quick Perfect Stranger.

by edd_bruh June 7, 2018

familiar stranger

When a male's genitals have become numb from activities such as riding a bike or a motorcycle for extended amounts of time and then the subject attempts to intimately pet himself.

It feels like you're jacking-off another man, albeit, it's your own member.

Wow, that was a hell of a bike ride, I think I'm going to get home and shower with a familiar stranger.

by growernotashower September 21, 2009

stranger

the best person in the whole world

stranger is the best

by strang3r March 11, 2005

straddler

A straddler is someone who rides or "straddles" the cock
not to be confussed with a smuggler who keeps it all on the inside.

A straddler is more than happy to have everone know he/she has just been for a ride on the ridgid rod of cock.
The style of the resulting walk can usually be used as an indication of the amount of time recently spend in the knob saddle.

note: this usually applies to gay men.

what's with the funny walk? are you a straddler?
you are nothing but a limp wristed cock straddler.
well hello Nigel do you fancy a bit of a straddle?

by cockstar2 June 29, 2011