shelter cats

1. Broke and nearly homeless pussy, The female version of what TLC calls a scrub. 2. Pussy that has been negleglected and not stroked in ages.

My homies just want to get some before they deploy so they are out looking for horny shelter cats.

by CSM Dienda February 16, 2018

Stealth Pipe

The cock you don't see coming.

Tom gave her the stealth pipe, she didn't see it coming!

by tyronethecoon May 26, 2018

stealth pipe

The cock you don't see coming.

Tom I gave my girl the stealth pipe last night, she didn't see it coming!

by tyronethecoon May 26, 2018

Stealth Drunk

A person who you see only drinking one beer the whole night but it’s actually a different beer every time. You don’t notice until they’re blacked.

Tyler’s fucked. I thought he only had one! Must be stealth drunk...

by 3’ilg June 2, 2018

smeltie

Smeltie is an a combinations of 2 words.
Smartie (the candy) and melting.
smartie is common nickname girls give to boys with names like: Martijn, Martin, Maarten basically everything in that direction.
when that person has it hot and he feels like he's melting you call that person a smeltie.

"Wow its so hot outside he must be such a Smeltie right now"

by Smeltie May 20, 2018

Stealth log

A shit you surreptitiously push out when you are “just peeing” while your partner is in the bathroom.

Mathilde dropped a stealth log while Joe was in the shower.

by The poop dog June 10, 2018

Smelth

A rancid and fowl smelling person.

That lad over there is quite the smelth...I can feel my nose hairs burning from the stench. What a rancid pig

by Jaytoronto August 28, 2018