Strawberry Steamer

a woman standing over their partner, removing a bloody tampon, and slapping it on their partner's chest repeatedly. Must leave marks.

"Mary gave Bill a good ole' Strawberry Steamer when aunt flow was in town, Needless to say, they had to change the sheets afterwards."

by Fiddy One Cent August 19, 2017

Bluebell Steamer

A turbulent session of repeated anal penetration, resulting in a bruised, visibly blue anus. Where so much frictional energy was created that the liquid inside the anus begins to evaporate and escape, creating a dense cloud of steam.

I pounded her so hard she got a bluebell steamer.

by Corn Hungis June 15, 2018

White chocolate blueberry crumble steamer

The act of gathering seagull feces, proceeding to melt (via microwave) and actively use as lubricant during an eyes wide shut sex orgy.

Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11

Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!

by Dinardi January 7, 2021

steamer queen

a woman who gives out blowjobs.

Suzy is a steamer queen, I've heard she takes on lines of men.

by Michael A Goodrich December 1, 2006

Pittsburgh Steamer

This is when a guy or girl is getting shitted on by a guy or girl. This is not considered a pittsburgh steemer unless the person is getting off to this horrible thing. Its then called rape.

Billy: "Hey babe..i got to shit"
Ann: "Oh man..shit on me..on my tits"
Billy:"Ok...(shitting away)"
Ann:"Oh damn...shit on me...ooooooo!"

Thats a pittsburgh steamer!

by allamerwhiteguy September 26, 2005

stanley steamer

when you see an older woman with a real tight body, meaning she is real old as is the stanley steamer

Wow check out that Stanley Steamer walking over there

by Joe Broney January 11, 2009

Cleveland Steamer

New nickname for LeBron James

dude: "LeBron chose Miami?"
Other Dude: "Yeah, he pulled a real Cleveland Steamer"

by snallygaster2 July 10, 2010