Statistician

statistician |ˌstatiˈstiSHən|
noun

Statistician as a slang word can be positive or negative depending on the situation, or upon the use in a given situation.

1. An expert in the creation of Facebook statuses, or someone who posts statuses way to frequently and of nothing important.

2. Someone who verbalizes statistics acting to be a know-it-all, or someone who is actually very knowledgeable.

Positive uses of the above:

1. "Wow man your Facebook statuses are the best, your like a statistician or something!"

2. "I never knew you were so smart dude, what are you a statistician or something?!

Negative uses of the above:

1. "What are you some kind of statistician, what's with all your Facebook posts?!"

2. "All right I get the picture, what are you a f*cking statistician?!"

by withinthecube February 1, 2013

Huntington station

It’s lowkey “hood” because of the gangs and stabbings 😭 We mostly go to Finley which is wayyy better then south Huntington their really trash at sports and Huntington station we don’t include them gringos from Huntington bay or Halesite they mad white 💀😭 and yeah it’s lowkey ghetto but aii least we not boring 😭

Other people : where you from ?
Us: Huntington Station

Them : aiii ghetto but aiii!

by Aiii January 14, 2019

domination station

When the aveage toilet becomes destroyed by a foul or loose consistencied bowel movement, usually rendering the area worthy of evacuation.

Domination stations can be spotted at local beach restrooms or gas stations.

by fuckerIdid May 8, 2003

Huntington Station

Unlike the other poster who includes SOUTH HUNTINGTON in his description of Huntington Station ghetto, i as a resident know that HUNTINGTON STATION IS THE GHETTO HOODRAT area. South huntington is nowhere near what the station is and is comprised of mostly white upper middle class to upper class people.And yes, most of us go to St.Anthony's or prep school to avoid that filth of a school whitman...

Clueless Dix hills resident-Hey your from south huntington right? Heard thats MAD ghetto like Huntington Station! South Huntington Resident-Yes, im so ghetto i go to private school and play hockey...

by ~Swagg24~ August 26, 2011

full service gas station

When a man sticks his penis into a womans vagina and urinates.

"I'll stick it in you and pee, it's a full service gas station BIOTCH!!!"

by AlaraphonAMD December 19, 2008

staticity

the level of static cling

What is with the staticity of my hair today?

by Kay Si February 6, 2008

Pump Station

The kill zone on a deer or other game animal, but primarily referring to the heart (since it is a pump.)

"Would you look at that majestic protein packed beast!" exclaimed an excited Ted Nugent in a barely controlled whisper. "I am about to slide a broad point right through his pump station! Watch closely boys and girls!" Whoooooosh!!!!

by Motorcity Madman February 4, 2010