miss spencer

North american mammal closely related to the walrus, known for its migrating bald spot. Its diet consists of everything & anything but the miss spencer has aqquired a strong pallet for children. These creatures can be found in local fast food joints or community high schools where they feed off children. The miss spencer is endangered. Wildlife organizations are taking steps to help preserve the species.

Miss spencer: The due dates are, um.. Up on the board, and if you did not do the project, then you have uhhh.. Missed your.. Opportunity.

by dr. tu-daë December 17, 2008

bayshin sensei

By translating the Japanese word sensei to master, the phrase "bayshin master" said 10 times fast changes the word to sound like masterbating.

Mr. Ford is bayshin sensei in front of the whole class.

by bayshinSensei October 4, 2010

Yes-sense

You see? It does exist!

person 1: nonsense!
person 2: yes-sense!

by MattTheFat March 31, 2011

dickth sense

-noun

the tactile sense associated with the male genitalia; a power of perception beyond the five ordinarily recognized senses.

It is almost impossible for me maintain an erection while wearing a condom. I lose my dickth sense.

by T_Boner April 13, 2011

lucy spencer

An amazing girl who cares about everyone, she will never let you down and is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet, you can trust her with all your life. I guarantee you will never meet a better person!

Person 1: "how's your day been"
Person 2: "Amazing I met a lucy spencer and it made my day"

by yourbestfriend!!!!! July 27, 2011

phone sense

The ability to pick up a phone right before it rings, vibrates, or emits a notification

After hearing a ring once I picked up my phone, I knew I had a little bit of phone sense.

by Xenonn11 February 12, 2014

cena-sense

the uncanny feeling that the video you're watching will soon be invaded by John Cena and his fanfare.Similar to spidey-sense.

Pablo:I'm telling you man, I was watching a 21 jump street video, you know the one, when my Cena-senses started tingling.
John:Really?
Pablo:Yeah, and sure enough, 5 seconds in, "My name is-JOHN CENA!"

by Passing October 16, 2015