snuggle repellent

Farting under the sheets when your girlfriend tries to snuggle up against you

Girl: "you had bad gas last night"
Guy: "that was my snuggle repellent"

by DJBee May 22, 2007

sluggered

A very unmotivated person.

Andre stop being a sluggered and graduate. You have been in college almost a decade.

by Jonathan Maiden February 19, 2008

Butter Smuggler

Someone who is smuggling butter.

My friend smuggled butter into Norway. They had to punch him in the stomach in order to retrieve it. Dumb butter smuggler.

by Murdoik December 25, 2011

sluggish with goat meat

The state a person is in after consuming large quantities of any kind of food (not necissarily goat meat), making it difficult to move or do anything.

uuughh damn that chinese food has me sluggish with goat meat...i can barely move

by elmatatan January 1, 2009

Smuggling cotton

1. A woman who, due to mensuration, is wearing a tampon.
2. A woman who, due to mensuration, is short tempered.

1. Dan: Yo Jimmy, are you joining the circuis? What’s with all the clown makup?
Jimmy: I ate a lose-meat sandwich the found out the bitch was smuggling cotton.

2. Honey, all I said was your sister has a nice ass. What’s wrong with you, ya Smuggling Cotton or sumthin’?

by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006

pooiville slugger

poo-ee-ville slugger. The act of shitting into a sock and then slapping it across a womans face during sex.

The bitch was complaining that I was humging her too hard from behind, so I gave her the pooiville slugger.

by soused April 13, 2007

shuggle

to move something slightly

i am going to shuggle the thermostat

by iwasright May 8, 2009