Piss Smoke

Smoking and taking a Piss with no hands.

"No time to do it sepertly, Piss Smoke , hands are full, sorry you had to see it, but it had to be done"

by AKA POON February 24, 2009

booty smoke

1. vapor emitted from the intestinal tract, that exits from the rectum. 2. the apearence of warm air, emiting from one's ass on a cold day

damn what the fuck is that cloud coming out your butt? it's booty smoke!

by Crazy68 October 20, 2009

smoke screen

Underpants. Silk filters flatus 80% than cotton, except in the event of broccoli consumption.

Jasmine thought the thong would erase her unsightly panty lines, but she forgot that she also was foregoing the smoke screen her panties afforded her. The tacos she had for lunch produced shrapnel that the thong was unprepared to deal with.

by Pantaloon February 5, 2008

smoking the butt

Trying to continue a conversation long after both parties have run out of worthwhile things to say.

Jim, we've been on the phone forever and haven't discussed anything useful in almost an hour. Now you're just smoking the butt.

by 56k April 5, 2011

sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe

The superlative form of Jesus. (Comparative: "Jesus H. Christ" or "Sweeter Jesus.")

Sam: "Sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe!"

by Harris Bergstein December 27, 2006

Smoke My Rat

A less known alternative (especially to the unsuspecting female) to "suck my dick".

Righto biatch... how about you smoke my rat, before I have to put it in yourmuckhole!

by Pat Bateman August 11, 2004

fat smoke

to smoke dope

how about a fat smoke

by bbbbbb November 19, 2003