Shconty (von Smell)

A selfish fat lazy shit formed over a billion years ago with megarexia and immense stupidity and multiple eating disorders and a gicantic invisible schlong bigger than the universe itself.

Also known as: yeshacontyconteiryrabbaigamliellevonsmellulercelulitus.

Shconty (Von Smell) your so kind.

by Ellosvs July 16, 2021

Wake up and smell the music

A phrase used to let someone know they need to recognize the severity of their words. They need to accept reality and see they went too far.

"John, you need to wake up and smell the music. You calling Kathy a whore was really mean."

by Janky Mary July 25, 2021

I'm smelling poo

When you hear something and you know somethings not right - something "fishy" Instead, you say I'm smelling poo

I hear that Bradford claimed on a birth certificate that a boy was his, but the kid looks nothing like him and blood type is different. I'm smelling poo. I think his wife Shirley put him up to signing a fraudulent birth certificate to hide the real fathers identity out of spite for the true father

by poida August 12, 2021

Feet smell

A fucking shitty troll

Feet smell is a troll who should be beaten

by BOTbotB0t June 19, 2021

Street feta smell

A type of smell that hits you in the city streets, usually during the hot summer months. The smell strongly reminds us of cheese + dust/dirt + something sour and it is very unpleasant. Can be found on main streets while walking by random restaurants/supermarkets or simply during festival days.

Wow, that street feta smell hit me so bad, it's insanely intense!! They should clean the freakin' streets!

by Babaghanoush September 3, 2013

smelling my pocket

When that dank has a stank.

Mom: What is that smell? *Pokes around and leaves*

Friend: Dude, that was close.

Son: Yeah, she must have been smelling my pocket.

by FlopsyKisses October 8, 2013

Smells like a vacation

Smells like weed

After a week in Amsterdam, i'm headin' back to work smells like a vacation.

by ufgatorweed January 30, 2012