Slow Baloney

Watch out, it’s Slow Baloney

Proper muppet homosexual from the ghettos of Wigan that preys on the easy and chats a lot of baloney. Baloney baloney slow Maloney in lots of trouble because he owes lots of money. Resembles a sloth and would shag any goth with sexual frustrations that never go off. Electrician by day predator by night if he spots you you’ll be in for a fright. Slow Baloney will fuck your homie

by Beechill Baron December 4, 2021

Slow

Domenic Di Martino on a motorbike

That guy just did a 2.09 around Phillip island…. Must of done a slow lap

by Drtruth888 February 9, 2023

Slow

Anyone named Zack, Cody, Jack/Jake, John or any other basic white male name

That person has always been on the slow side
Isn’t their name Jake Jackson Johnson?
Yep

by gloxiniaofrepose10 June 5, 2023

Slow boi

A slow person

Like “will” he just spit it out the slow boi
CWO

by Sososoapy January 18, 2025

Slow Cook

To be misleading to someone by being nice to their face just to make fun of them behind their back.

Why are you talking to that weird kid?

Naw I’m just trynna slow cook him.

by Skoodiloo Child September 20, 2021

Slow

Katana

What does slow mean? Katana,He is the fucking definition of slow

by edhu asdjfkbhj May 10, 2018

slow grease

1. n. the name for both the substance and the moment at which you have realized that you have shit your pants, but it has yet to leak out of your anus to ruin your best underwear and your day.

Those chicken livers I had last night must have been bad because this morning when I dropped ass the ol slow grease dribbled out and ruined me favorite drawers.

by Doc Guitar November 6, 2014