slap the flapjack

A intense session of Masturbation, resulting in a gritty feeling

'I'm just going to hit the shower to slap the flapjack'

by KMAG YOYO February 18, 2014

slap a junkie now

A saying, originating from Good Shepherd Lutheran College, used to remember the 4 months that have 30 days.

S - September
A - April
J - June (June rather than July because JUNkie starts with JUN like June.
N - November

Boy - "Are you prepared for the test?"
Homosexual Girl - "Yes, slap a junkie now."

by Good Shep Rep Bruh May 12, 2014

slap af

A person, food, or thing that sounds good, delicious, or strongly desired as fuck

Man, chicken wings sound slap af right now

by Peanut deah May 4, 2018

Slap the Lox

Female masturbation.

I’m going to slap the lox as soon as I get home tonight. I’ve been wet all day.

I watched my sister slap the lox in the shower last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Slap Griffin Day

A wholesome day hosted each year on October 29th. Whether you're the Griffin getting slapped, or slapping that same Griffin, at the end of the day, no ones actually harmed so don't be a little shit about it.

Person 1 "Hey Griffin! It's October 29th! You know what that means."
Griffin "OW! Haha, I sure do love Slap Griffin Day!"

by Angery Goomba Except not October 25, 2019

Slap griffin daY

On october 29th we all beat griffin

Person 1: "Let's beat Griffin"
Griffin: "Oh no"
Person 2: "Lol time to get beat on Slap griffin daY"

by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019

Slap Griffin Day

Slap Griffin Day was on October 29th. It's very epic.

Me: "I'm so sad, we missed Slap Griffin Day..."
You: "We did?! But it's my favourite holiday!"
Griffin: "HOhmygAWD"

by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019