Skeeted 

To get caught by the Chris Hansen impersonator known as Skeeter Jean (aka Skeet Hansen), who operateson YouTube with a group of pred catchers known as the "predatorial investigations unit"

"...i just wanted to let you know that I am Skeet Hansen, and I am with the predatorial investigations unitand we are doing an investigation on adults who meet minors online for sex, and you have just been skeeted"

Skeeted by 3minem August 9, 2024

skeeter 

a stinkin' blood suckin' turd of an insect

"Them skeeters ain't gettin' me today!"

skeeter by footlicker69 August 12, 2024

skeeterplopper 

When you are dropping a deuce while masturbating and you time it as such that you ejaculate at the very same time that a turd hits the water with a loud plop!

I had to crap and was very horny so I thought I could get rid of both at the same time with a healthy skeeterplopper!

skeeterplopper by jnywadd January 2, 2025

Skeeter Jean

A super awesome YouTuber known for exposing pedos and calling them out on YouTube. His catchphrase is “You’ve just been skeeted in 4K and he’s based on Chris Hansen

Man, skeeter Jean is a fucking legend!

Skeeter Jean by California Karen Patrol November 29, 2025

dread skeeter 

Oral inhalation with action akin to a mosquito bite, optionally with tongue, of a dreadlock by a fascinated and/or jealous caucasian.

Some dread skeeter skank-handled my sister-in-law's hair like a popsicle, she was pretty skeeved out by it.

dread skeeter by Chickaboomking December 26, 2009

A Skeeter

A skeeter is someone who can skeet all night !

Anshuman: Ria I skeeted all over your pillow!
Ria: Oh my god ! Get out of my house !
Anshuman: I'm sorry ! I know im such a skeeter!
Ria: It's alright hunny. I forgive you.

A Skeeter by Lisa7752 July 7, 2010

Free Skeeter 

A man who lives off their woman, free and does not contribute, work or do shit to help out around the house, basically makes the woman take care of him.

I don't want no free skeeter's in my life! I want a man!

Free Skeeter by philthebomb July 21, 2016