Simp

stupid internet millennial parasite

Simp a stupid meme word made by stupid teenagers

by superiorbreed June 1, 2020

Simp

A man that indeed chooses a girl over THE BOYS. Worst cases of simping are paying for girls, spending all their time with their girl instead of THE BOYS, and always talking to their girl and not THE BOYS. Stop your friend from being a simp by noticing the signs, your boy will start to be more distant until he is a full fledged simp. If you need call the simp hotline at 954-668-8729

“Damn my dog river a simp now, he always hangin with bella.”

by mikeurquiaga January 8, 2020

Simp

If you’re only being nice cuz you wanna lay the pipe you’re a simp.

Dylan won’t hop on minecraft with the boys bc he’s w his girl being a SIMP.

by DylanIsASimp April 8, 2020

Simp

A guy who blows up your phone calls you cute or pretty constantly and is extremely annoying just for a girl who he's talked to for a few days or isn't even dating. This does not mean it if you are dating someone and do this ur a simp. Also he leaves the boys for the girls

Hey pretty girl how are you today I miss you soooo much omg please text me I'm off ps4 just to call you and the boys and I were in the middle of a shoot off in fornite because I'm a simp for you

by Beatandrealdifinitioms October 19, 2020

Simp

A man who obsessively sucks up to women in hopes of them dating him.

“Hey man, did you hear all that crap Jayden was saying to those girls?” “Yeah, man, what a simp”

by ryebagel April 19, 2020

Simp

a kid named mason

Yo you see that simp?

Yeah just call him mason

by carbonero89 August 18, 2020

SimP

Acronym for "Squirrels in my Pants*

I have SimP.

by EvilShaggy March 16, 2020